New Exquisite Corpses Killer! Introducing Pretty Boy
Kill Count: 36
Hola lil’ onions!
Things are heating up in the virtual Tiny Onion offices as we inch ever closer to the FOC for Exquisite Corpses—April 21st. Have you added it to your pull yet? If you have, THANK YOU! If you haven’t, do it soon! FOC is, as mentioned, April 21st. Now you may be wondering, as we all often are: what does Patton Oswalt think of it? Well, wonder no more! We sent him the first issue and he had this to say…
“Every now and then there’s a piece of horror fiction that feels so real, so prescient, so about-to-oh-my-fucking-god-happen-in-real-life, that you hope the creators are completely full of shit. I have read Exquisite Corpses. I hope James Tynion IV and Michael Walsh are completely full of shit." - Patton Oswalt (Minor Threats)
Thanks Patton! Now let’s meet the newest killer!
Exquisite Killer of the Week
Every week leading up to Exquisite Corpses #1, we will be showing you a new Exquisite Killer. This week, we would like to introduce you to the stunning Pretty Boy.
PRETTY BOY
GEORGIA selects PRETTY BOY to wield THE AXE.
Kill Count: 36
Height: 6' 2"
Despite what Hollywood tries to sell the masses, most serial killers are charmless, asocial monsters. Most, anyway. PRETTY BOY, on the other hand, could kill with a wink and a flash of his pearly whites. He prefers an axe, though. Like many a heartthrob, PRETTY BOY takes out his pent-up rage through wanton violence, splattering his six-pack abs with gore with every swing of the axe. He has the honor of wielding the weapon that won the very first game ever conducted, but the significance is lost on him--he's just here to look good and get bloody.
Pre-order Exquisite Corpses #1 with your local Comic Shop! Need to find yours? Find your LCS here. Don’t have a local? Pre-order it on Shop Tiny Onion!
Cover A by Michael Walsh
Price $4.99
Code: 0325IM247
Cover B by James Stokoe
Price $4.99
Code: 0325IM248
Polybagged Cover C by Michael Walsh
Price $6.99*
Code: 0325IM249
*Wait a minute, why is Cover C $6.99? We will tell you soon. So Soon. So, so soon. But it’s very cool and very worth it.
YOU’LL DO BAD THINGS KILLS IN ITS DEBUT, RUSHED BACK TO PRINT THIS WEEK
DAMN. You’ll Do Bad Things #1 was rushed back to a second printing after completely selling out at the distributor level! Congratulations Tyler, Adriano, and Hassan! If you missed it the first time around, you still have time to add it to your pull! To celebrate, Tyler Boss created a new cover for the second printing (scroll up!)
"You're all a bunch of freaks too, huh?” said Boss. “Can't thank the comics and horror community alike enough for embracing our book. We've barely shown our hand in the first issue, so the trust y'all have shown in us that we'll deliver on what's up our sleeve means the world to us. What a great day."
You’ll Do Bad Things #1 (second printing) and You'll Do Bad Things #2 will both be available at your local comic book shop on Wednesday, April 30 (FOC is April 7).
Tyler Boss and Matthew Rosenberg continue their spring tour this week, the second leg of their signing tour of 31 shops in 31 days! Here is where you can find them this weekend.
Fri 4/4
The Dragon—4-6pm
55 Wyndham St N T-19B, Guelph, ON N1H 7T8
dragonguelph.com
Sat 4/5
The Beguiling—2-4pm
319 College St, Toronto, ON M5T 1S2
BeguilingBooks.com
Next week, you’ll be able to catch Matthew at these shops!
Wed 4/9
Fourth World Comics—5-7pm
**Matthew only
33 NY-111, Smithtown, NY 11787
FourthWorldComics.com
Sat 4/12
Aw Yeah Comics—1-3pm
**Matthew only
313 Halstead Avenue, Harrison, New York 10528
AwYeahComics.com
4/7 - The Department Of Truth #31
You’ll Do Bad Things #1, second printing (Lunar Code 0225IM893)
You'll Do Bad Things #2 (Lunar Code: 0225IM439)
4/13 - Let This One Be a Devil #3
4/30 - The Department Of Truth #31
Something is Killing the Children #41
You’ll Do Bad Things #2
The whole Tiny Onion team is so excited for you to read Exquisite Corpses. We’ve been sending the first issue out for pull quotes, and the feedback has been incredible. We can hardly wait to introduce you to the characters. Just you wait.
Alright, I’ll be back soon with news and reveals. Hope you’re well!
Jazzlyn
Seattle | April 4th, 2025